House of Tyrant: No more white? Don't be so trite!

Its Labor Day, as the old rule goes, put your whites into Rubbermaid. Well that's just it, the rule is old. In a world of people all trying to have the newest, latest, and freshest of EVERYTHING, these new Autumn items are White Hot. Oliver Creed gives us one of his latest, Love in White. Romantically seasoned with quality ingredients from five continents, white Jasmin from Italy, daffodils from France, magnolia from Guatemala, Bulgarian rose, and sandalwood from India. Damn. Deliciously blended to create a fantastic Fall scent. Keeping you warm in the crisp air is this crisp white Burberry double breasted jacket with a tiered hem inlay, making you never want to surrender it to any "coat check." Christian Louboutin gives us his Esotori booties, this tres chic patent leather Parisian work of art is all zee commotion en France. Enabling you to do it all is the iPhone. Add on your favorite fashion apps and you are ready to purchase at a tap of your digit. What the hell did we do before this one? The first order of business on your new glossy gadget is to purchase the Alexander McQueen classic silk scarf. This comes in over twenty colors! An absolute must in any fashionistas closet.